How to get Suri Cruise gear

Suri's outfits are making headlines. The following are the estimated prices of the gear she's been sporting around.

Kidorable rain coat $44 and umbrella $17.
Trunki travel case $70
Pink Princess wardrobe $400.

My fave are her fairy wellies.

The America Music Awards show off the White Tape Bodysuit look!

Happy Monday. This weekend I looked in the bathroom mirror and gasped at my hair. More gray strands showing. I went to my husband and asked him if I should start dyeing my hair. He said, "No. Not yet. I'll tell you when it's time." My life flashed forward fast. I am getting older. Life is so short, let's make the most of it. That's why I'll start off today by poking fun at the latest fashions Lady Gaga and Rihanna are starting!

Gals, the White Tape Bodysuit look is the look for the new year! These outfits will be selling at chain stores like Target starting on Black Friday!





And can we say...WHAT HAPPENED TO KELLY CLARKSON? It's fine that she is comfortable with her body weight but I think the dress was not putting her in the right direction.

A Brangelina Spoon

This baby serpent spoon can be yours for $525. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have designed snake-inspired jewelry for Asprey. I guess this would be a very special baby shower gift.

WWD reports: The limited edition collection, which was conceived and designed by Pitt and Jolie, has been in the works for more than a year, and will go on sale at Asprey stores in London, New York, Beverly Hills, Tokyo and Dubai later this week.

I can use this to spoon up the Gerber Oatmeal!

Even Twitter accounts are getting TV deals

I am now following Sh*T My Dad Says on my Twitter account. Who knew Twitterers can now get TV deals?

Sh*t my Dad Says was started by a 29-year-old who moved back in with his parents in San Diego. His Tweets are full of profane comments and pearls of wisdom made by his 73-year-old father during their daily conversations.

"Will & Grace" creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are executive producers.

Hmm...this gives me hope. Perhaps I should start another Twitter account so that I can get a TV/movie deal!

Some possibilities:

Crap My Husband Says!
F*ck I Had Kids, Now What Do I Do?
Insane Conversations With People At Wal-Mart
What The Tellers In My Local Bank Say

Of course if Sh*T My Dad Says Makes It On TV, then they are going to have to change the name. That's what happened to Everybody Loves Raymond after all!

Celebration Kids Candles And The Swine Flu Shots done!

Happy Monday! I've had a whirlwind week. I managed to get the kids their H1N1 shots. It was a decision that I finally made after hearing no bad stories regarding the vaccine on the news. They were giving them out at the clinic where I stood on line. Luckily I got there an hour early before the doors opened. I will have to get them booster shots in another month. Hopefully they'll be available at the doctor's office by then!

How cute are these wooden candles?

They are 4" tall and reusable for many birthdays. Price is $30. (Perhaps also use as voodoo dolls too?)

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Taylor Swift's promo for SNL

Taylor Swift and Bill Hadar made a short promo for this weekend's Saturday Night Live. Of course they had to put in a Kanye West joke in there. Are you going to watch it?

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Christian Siriano's designs new Starbucks card

In the past I have referred Starbucks as Starcraps. Probably because at the time I felt rebellious and was resentful of any corporate giant taking over every 100 feet of store space.

However, I do love their iced caramel machiattos though topped with tons of whipped cream so they're back on the hit list.

Remember that guy who won Project Runway, Christian Siriano? Well he has designed the Starbucks new keychain card. He tweeted this photo recently. What do you think?