TV: Dancing with the Stars (something I might watch)

I don't watch Dancing with the Stars but here is their lineup. I'm surprised to see Toni Braxton, she's pretty famous to me. No wait, I can't remember the song she sings so I guess that's why she's on the show (so people can remember who she is). And Susan Lucci? AMAZING! Who can tell she is 90 years old? Also Brooke Burke is going to be on. I interviewed her twice. Super nice! This lineup seems interesting so I might have to tune in.

I used to love to dance but the thought of doing it in a public space might be dangerous. I am so clumsy, I probably would fall, drop something and make someone unconscious. I think the best dance for me is in a rubber room where I can pretend I'm in a mosh pit.

Hey, I just thought of a show to pitch! How about Dancing with the Pregnant Stars? Yes that would be interesting, eh?