TV: Dancing with the Stars (something I might watch)
I used to love to dance but the thought of doing it in a public space might be dangerous. I am so clumsy, I probably would fall, drop something and make someone unconscious. I think the best dance for me is in a rubber room where I can pretend I'm in a mosh pit.
Hey, I just thought of a show to pitch! How about Dancing with the Pregnant Stars? Yes that would be interesting, eh?

















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