Real women eat tablecloths
So last night we went to the school dinner event and I wore the dress. I basically was the only one "up the duff" so I stuck out like a flashing sign. "KEEP AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN. HER WATER MAY BREAK NEAR YOUR STEAK". I still have three months to go before birthing our baby girl but with that dress on I looked like I was hiding a disco ball and ready to labor on one of the round tables (So you can't see it well in the photo from the post below but to me, in person it looks like that).
Since me and Mr. Mogul were the only two to order vegetarian meals, we got the wonderfully looking big mushroom stuffed with wild rice and cranberries while everyone else at our table got steaks. (Hey look at those two with the hamster food!) The dish was garnished with a neatly sliced strawberry. Strawberries make anything look pretty and covers up the brown muck on the plate. I was still hungry when they took the plates away and stopped myself from gnawing on the tablecloth. So the food was not good but what do you expect from university dining?
The guy next to me commented on how good he steak was. I looked at it, but then thought to myself, "I may crave it but really...once I take a bite the urge to eat more goes away".
Recently, Jessica Simpson wore this Real Girls Eat Meat tee. One, I doubt she's real and two, I'm not sure whether it means red meat or men?
On the other spectrum Oprah just came off a 21-day Vegan cleanse. I saw a photo of her and she looks no different. I will tell you that you usually lose weight when you stop eating dairy.
Anyway, would you rather wear the meat tee or go on a 21-day vegan cleanse?
Since me and Mr. Mogul were the only two to order vegetarian meals, we got the wonderfully looking big mushroom stuffed with wild rice and cranberries while everyone else at our table got steaks. (Hey look at those two with the hamster food!) The dish was garnished with a neatly sliced strawberry. Strawberries make anything look pretty and covers up the brown muck on the plate. I was still hungry when they took the plates away and stopped myself from gnawing on the tablecloth. So the food was not good but what do you expect from university dining?
The guy next to me commented on how good he steak was. I looked at it, but then thought to myself, "I may crave it but really...once I take a bite the urge to eat more goes away".
Recently, Jessica Simpson wore this Real Girls Eat Meat tee. One, I doubt she's real and two, I'm not sure whether it means red meat or men?
On the other spectrum Oprah just came off a 21-day Vegan cleanse. I saw a photo of her and she looks no different. I will tell you that you usually lose weight when you stop eating dairy.
Anyway, would you rather wear the meat tee or go on a 21-day vegan cleanse?
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