No more legs in my face
Over the weekend we gave in and bought a twin bed for Toddler Mogul (*note I will be referring him as that as we're telling him at home he is not a baby anymore) The bed is placed right next to our bed so it looks like you can roll from one end to the other in three hours. If I roll on it I look like Mrs. Pillsbury dough girl under a rolling pin!
Since Toddler Mogul wasn't sleeping in his own room by himself and when he did, he would run into ours in the night disrupting our sleep, we got the twin bed. NOW we're getting sleep!
At the mattress store when Mr. Mogul was looking over the mattress he told me, "It's made out of latex."
I asked, "So if you sleep on it you won't get pregnant?"
A woman nearby laughed to herself, probably spitting saliva at her husband beside her.
Whoa! You mean if we had bought a latex mattress for ourselves I wouldn't be in this pregnancy mess?
People, if you have a latex mattress and have not gotten knocked up let me know!
Since Toddler Mogul wasn't sleeping in his own room by himself and when he did, he would run into ours in the night disrupting our sleep, we got the twin bed. NOW we're getting sleep!
At the mattress store when Mr. Mogul was looking over the mattress he told me, "It's made out of latex."
I asked, "So if you sleep on it you won't get pregnant?"
A woman nearby laughed to herself, probably spitting saliva at her husband beside her.
Whoa! You mean if we had bought a latex mattress for ourselves I wouldn't be in this pregnancy mess?
People, if you have a latex mattress and have not gotten knocked up let me know!
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