Belly Talk
My Mother's Day was nothing special. Regretting as usual that we went to do grocery shopping on a busy Sunday. NEVER shop on a Sunday! Sunday is a day of rest which is why God is usually hanging out at his swimming pool drinking iced tea, why can't I remember that? I mean look at John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hanging out at the pool and not fighting for aisle space!
Anyway, I have been wearing a belly band! This is when your pants don't fit and you can wear them unbuttoned without anyone noticing. For now, its great because it's hard to get nice maternity pants that don't look like they're stuck in the 70's! I think the companies can expand this idea and market this to fat guys!

With the obsession of "whatever is Britney" still going on, a photo of her looking like she just ate a lot of chicken wings surfaced and now the trashy British media think she's pregnant again. Hello?! She just needs a belly band!

















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