Mommy cards, bitching and Oprah
I am thinking about getting "mommy cards" made up. They include your name, child's name, address, number and possibly blog site. Ahhh the blog site. I have met a lot of great people this year and I have not told anyone about the blog. Even though my blog sucks and I rarely write a lot of personal things anymore, I still keep it a secret.
You can order 50 cards or 100 cards. Am I that social that I could give out 100 cards so fast? Also you just don't give your card to anyone, you give them out to people you think you can have a laugh with. NOW how many people do you meet everyday that you really want to hang out with for more than five minutes? It just that when I do meet someone that I like, I hate not having a piece of pen and paper on me.
Maybe I should also have custom made "I HATE YOU BITCH MOMMY CARDS". Ahhh we struck a nerve here. Briefly here's the story: There's this woman who I see around all the time in my neighborhood and who also attends a lot of the playgroups I go to. She's friendly in a group but when I see her alone? She ignores me. In the past when I always initiated a "hi", she would sometimes say a hi back but that was it, she'd keep on walking. Maybe it's me and I think everyone should be friendly as me? Maybe she's just shy and not a people person? If I make the "I HATE YOU BITCH MOMMY CARDS", she is the first to get one!
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JOTTING THIS DOWN IN MY TV WATCH CALENDAR
I am sooooo watching Oppie when Tom Cruise is on her show. First of all, I like him. I know, I know he gets a lot of flack from jumping on couches and talks in alien lingo etc but I have met him and he was really nice so I can't really be a hater.
I wonder if Oprah has mommy cards for her dogs? How many little annoying dogs can one have?
You can order 50 cards or 100 cards. Am I that social that I could give out 100 cards so fast? Also you just don't give your card to anyone, you give them out to people you think you can have a laugh with. NOW how many people do you meet everyday that you really want to hang out with for more than five minutes? It just that when I do meet someone that I like, I hate not having a piece of pen and paper on me.
Maybe I should also have custom made "I HATE YOU BITCH MOMMY CARDS". Ahhh we struck a nerve here. Briefly here's the story: There's this woman who I see around all the time in my neighborhood and who also attends a lot of the playgroups I go to. She's friendly in a group but when I see her alone? She ignores me. In the past when I always initiated a "hi", she would sometimes say a hi back but that was it, she'd keep on walking. Maybe it's me and I think everyone should be friendly as me? Maybe she's just shy and not a people person? If I make the "I HATE YOU BITCH MOMMY CARDS", she is the first to get one!
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JOTTING THIS DOWN IN MY TV WATCH CALENDAR
I am sooooo watching Oppie when Tom Cruise is on her show. First of all, I like him. I know, I know he gets a lot of flack from jumping on couches and talks in alien lingo etc but I have met him and he was really nice so I can't really be a hater.
I wonder if Oprah has mommy cards for her dogs? How many little annoying dogs can one have?
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