Sex foods...It's what's for breakfast!
Anyway, have you heard about Angelina buying Maddox The I HEART MY PENIS GUM? I think it's OK but some parents might not approve. Those same parents might not approve the PENIS PASTA. Someone actually bought me a box years ago. They also sell BOOB PASTA too.

For now since Baby Mogul is only two, he's not begging me to buy him genital foods yet.
Besides, I find this more offensive! Posh in Target over the weekend buying BLOW JOB CEREAL for her kids. Who let her in at Target?!


Would you buy any of the products I mentioned here?

















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