Monday Gossip

Britney is 26?!

Whew, the Madonna kids will be getting three Christmas gifts this year (probably at $50,000 each!)

Jennifer Lopez is really not expecting twins, but quintuplets at this rate!

Reese Witherspoon is now the highest-paid actress and gets a measly $15-20 million a picture now. Um..is that with or without taxes?

and finally...Ethan Hawke is dating his children's former nanny?

(Any comments leave on my personal "hilarious" story above.)