I Blame Armani for My Vegetarianism
It's going to be a Vegetarian Thanksgiving. Again.
I was a Carnivore when I met Mr. Mogul. Seven years ago we were at the Armani party on 57th Street when "he thrust his tongue" at me by the bathroom line. Ahh...nothing like wobbly party guests dying to pee to make it a romantic atmosphere.
There he was, a Vegan since his teens and there was me, ravishing meat daily. After that party, I turned to a Vegan lifestyle soon after and starved for awhile. (Actually, I felt the healthiest I've ever been.) Then I got knocked up and decided to eat dairy again (Vegetarian). Who can live without cheese? It rules almost every American fast food restaurant!
I'm just waiting for that full circle of when Mr. Mogul comes home and I'm in the corner curled up munching a steak bone. Really, I would probably throw up after eating it. Like MEAT BULIMIA!
Next week I plan to look for some mock Turkey meat and roast some vegetables. I blame Armani for my Vegetarian Thanksgiving. For if I did not go to the party and get swayed by Mr. Mogul, I would be eating a hamburger right now!
Is anyone entertaining in their home? Have you started your dinner plans already? INDULGE ME!
I was a Carnivore when I met Mr. Mogul. Seven years ago we were at the Armani party on 57th Street when "he thrust his tongue" at me by the bathroom line. Ahh...nothing like wobbly party guests dying to pee to make it a romantic atmosphere.
There he was, a Vegan since his teens and there was me, ravishing meat daily. After that party, I turned to a Vegan lifestyle soon after and starved for awhile. (Actually, I felt the healthiest I've ever been.) Then I got knocked up and decided to eat dairy again (Vegetarian). Who can live without cheese? It rules almost every American fast food restaurant!
Next week I plan to look for some mock Turkey meat and roast some vegetables. I blame Armani for my Vegetarian Thanksgiving. For if I did not go to the party and get swayed by Mr. Mogul, I would be eating a hamburger right now!
Is anyone entertaining in their home? Have you started your dinner plans already? INDULGE ME!
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