Do They Serve Tea In A Sobriety?
(Updated: As you will see, Hugh Grant reads my blog! I sent him the draft of this post two days ago and what does he do? He goes and parties with college girls! Ah...I love the Daily Mail!)
Last night Mr. Mogul says to me, "I want to crash a party at a Sobrietys!"
I squish my face. Now imagine him asking that question in an English accent.
"You mean sororities", I laughed.
He was referring to my lesson to him the other day explaining what fraternities and sororities were. (They don't have them in England you see.) I explained how college students have to try out to be in these "clubs" and if they don't get in they threaten suicide or watch MTV around the clock in their dorm room.
When I was in school, I wasn't into the sorority malarky. I was a rebel! I listened to alternative music and damn it, had my own radio show! Well, I did have the middle of the night shift but who cares! I could spin records all I wanted!
I knew some girls in my dorm that cried for days when they didn't get in to any. Acting like a mama figure, I would pat their back and give them a copy of Sinead O'Connor's single "Nothing Compares to U".
I did go to a frat party once and it was pretty disgusting. I was talking to a boy on the second floor and he was so wasted that he turned toward the window, unzipped his fly and went to the bathroom! The kids outside must have thought it was a light shower!
I guess being on FACE SMACK has triggered these adolescent memories!
Last night Mr. Mogul says to me, "I want to crash a party at a Sobrietys!"
I squish my face. Now imagine him asking that question in an English accent.
"You mean sororities", I laughed.
He was referring to my lesson to him the other day explaining what fraternities and sororities were. (They don't have them in England you see.) I explained how college students have to try out to be in these "clubs" and if they don't get in they threaten suicide or watch MTV around the clock in their dorm room.
When I was in school, I wasn't into the sorority malarky. I was a rebel! I listened to alternative music and damn it, had my own radio show! Well, I did have the middle of the night shift but who cares! I could spin records all I wanted!
I knew some girls in my dorm that cried for days when they didn't get in to any. Acting like a mama figure, I would pat their back and give them a copy of Sinead O'Connor's single "Nothing Compares to U".
I did go to a frat party once and it was pretty disgusting. I was talking to a boy on the second floor and he was so wasted that he turned toward the window, unzipped his fly and went to the bathroom! The kids outside must have thought it was a light shower!
I guess being on FACE SMACK has triggered these adolescent memories!
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