Mrs. Mogul: Celebrity News Roll...Filled With Cheese!

Madonna now has her hands immortalized at Wembley Arena's Square of Fame. She is the first star to have her hands imprinted at the new venue. She is also now stuck there permanently and visitors can wave "hi" from now on. Madge will still perform tonight though, bringing the set outside. Chamber pots welcome.

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Paris Hilton wants to be friends with Nicole Ritchie again. The pair have been feuding since 2005. She says, "I'm scared (to call her) It's just weird and hard when you haven't spoken for so long. I don't know what would happen. I'm going to wait a while."

Here's my interpretation of what their conversation could be like!

CELL PHONE RINGS

Nicole: Hello?

Paris: Hi, er..it's me Paris.

Nicole: Oh...hi...I was just here sticking eyelashes on my dog. What do ya want?

Paris: I want to be friends again! Please! I miss us running around town having cat fights with young teenage celebrity actresses!

Nicole: Maybe. I'll think about it. I gotta go break up with my boyfriend again.
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Stella McCartney is expecting again! The 34-year-old daughter of Paul is due early next year. She already has a 17 month old son named Miller. Stella is known to despise Heather, her soon to be ex-stepmom. Meanwhile, Paul is aging fast and already looking for a new wife so he can procreate again.

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Heidi Klum's bump at a Victoria Secret bash in Los Angeles. How does she do it? Her son Henry is about one and she already has two year old Leni. I think she's not really pregnant but was really stealing lacy underwear from the promo goody bags and hiding them under her blue dress.